http://eucharistcrunch.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] eucharistcrunch.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] themusecalliope 2005-04-13 04:59 am (UTC)

For clarification, the Sabre of Forgiveness is defined as the sword a librarian uses to cut off your genitals when you return a book that is a year overdue....

"This book is a year overdue and I can't pay the fine? Is that OK?"

"We'll forgive you, after we use this, now take down your pants."

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