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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [livejournal.com profile] mecracker's purse (30 points). In February on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In July I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] catslyn (-10 points). In June I pulled [livejournal.com profile] tshuma's hair (-5 points). In October I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).

Overall, I've been nice (301 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!

Sincerely,
themusecalliope

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Sorry. This was too funny to pass up.

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