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[themusecalliope]

Your Career as a Deadly Assassin (LJ) by maxgallagher
Username
Gender	MaleFemale
You first killed at age	8
Your victim was	Your lover
Reason	Money
Your trademark weapon	Explosives
Your reputation	Greedy and indulgent
You work with	goth_kitty450
You kill for	Political reasons
In the end, you are defeated by	kineticphoenix
Your death	Sword through the heart
Your career body-count	602
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Your Career as a Deadly Assassin (LJ) by maxgallagher
Username	koshvader
Gender	Male
You first killed at age	19
Your victim was	A police officer
Reason	Revenge
Your trademark weapon	Explosives
Your reputation	Cheerful and good-humoured
You work with	goth_kitty450
You kill for	Fame
In the end, you are defeated by	themusecalliope
Your death	High-speed car crash
Your career body-count	565
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