Ummmm

[themusecalliope]

So, I'm sitting here at the reference desk...and I have this song stuck in my head.
It goes "Gloria, G L O R I A, Gloria" (Yes, it's from "Return to the Forbidden Planet")
And a patron just walked up to me and asked me to spell something for her.
Yeah. So, I said ok. And she tells me it's a person's name.
I get a pen and paper.
(Wait for it)
And She says..."Can you spell: Gloria?"

I kid you not.

I have the weirdest job.
(I even managed to write it down for her without snickering)

Comments

[catslyn.livejournal.com]

Be afraid...

O_o

*Catslyn sings, "GLORIA!"

[eucharistcrunch.livejournal.com]

On that note, Lindsay had the song "Lola" by the Kinks running through her head. She looked it up on line. So I'm watching Adult Swim on the Cartoon Network and I suddenly hear, "She's a dude!" come from behind me. I turn around.

"Huh?"

"Lola. The song. She's a dude?!"

"Yup", I reply, "He gets drunk and accidentally picks up on a tranny."

Now I'm gonna laugh everytime she gets that song stuck in her head. Of course when I hear the tune I think something different...

I met him in a swamp down in dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S o d a, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said yoda
Y o d a, yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda