non-memory meme (stolen from greylady )

[themusecalliope]

If you read this - if your eyes are passing over this right now - please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want (good or bad) BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

Optional: When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[greylady.livejournal.com]

Remember that trip to the Garden of Eden, you bet me that you could find the Tree of Knowledge first. You were right, but no one mentioned that the Tree's fruit was going to be so similar to Dorian fruit.

It took me 3 days to wash the smell off my hands just from touching the stupid thing. I still don't know how you managed to actually eat one.

[themusecalliope]

Well, you know what they say: smells like hell, tastes like heaven. *sigh* I'll bet if we had stayed there I could have had a pet Panda. I seem to recall that you were partial to the local figs. If only we could find our way back there again.